Friday, May 6, 2011

In Honor Of Mother's Day

Keeping with the Friday Fun e-mail, I just couldn't pass this one up.
 (Answers given by elementary school children)
Why did God make mothers?  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
How did God make mothers?  Magic plus super powers and a lot of string.
What ingredients are mothers made of?  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?  We're related.
What kind of little girl was your mom?  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?  Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES  to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.
What's the difference between moms and dads?  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
What does your mom do in her spare time?  To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mother perfect?  Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
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